I'm Lance, and I'm running for Mayor of our great city.  I'm a man of many words and few promises, but I will promise two things if I am elected.

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First, I will allow the residents of our fine city access to the Lethbridge Waste and Recycling Facility, aka "The Dump".

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Second, I will introduce a bylaw making it illegal to serve draft beer in industry pints. SO SAD!