​“When you reach a fork in the road, take it.” Yogi Berra

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"The secret in baseball, as it is in life, is to hit it where they ain't." Annie Savoy (Great Western Philosopher)

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"Just 'cause ya say it, don't make it so." Ian Tyson (Another Great Western Philosopher)

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“Cultivate low expectations and strive to exceed them.” The Right Hon. Jean Chrétien

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“The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, boss. Number 3: It was like that when I got here.” Homer Simpson

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“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.”  Oscar Wilde